shade level over 9000
According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
#are you telling me loki is just going through his rebellious teenage emo stage
Sorry I’m so late responding to this anon.
Sigils, symbols, and seals, as many traditional ones are for protection for travelers. Check out symbols.com. There are thousands of apotropiac symbols out there. Another idea is to grow a little protection plant in your car. You can do this by keeping a small cactus in a cup holder or whatever protective plan your prefer.
You can also put together a charm bag and keep it in your glove box. This charm bag doesn’t have to be just herbal. Tiny charms like horns, swords, ships, cars, arrows, salt, etc also would work. Add in holy water or enchanted protection water or oils (just a drop or so).
You can also collect stones from your home, enchant them (I usually spit on them or put a drop of blood on them but you can just infuse your energy into it), and keep them in your car so you can return home.
Wash your car with water slightly infused with protective herbs will help protect your car.
If you’re into working with gods, make a pocket shrine out of a small tin, jar, or bottle and keep it in the glove box. Ideal gods: Hermes, Odin, Archangel Raphael to name a small few. I believe Psalm 121 is good for travel but I have zip background in Christianity so double check.
Ideal herbs and ingredients for traveler’s protection: basil, feverfew, wormwood, mugwort, hazel, moonstone, garlic, elder, blackthorn, rowan, salt, ash, tiger’s eye, and quartz.
Hope that helps!
Get a sprig of rosemary. Tie a piece of yarn three times around it. With each knot think of the good times and how you want to fix the relationship. Put it under your partner’s pillow for a week.
this cow is prettier than me
Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”
Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.
I feel like a handsome motherfucker today. Also this marks my 1 year anniversary on T, so I thought a picture was in order.
when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions